twitterillustrated:


My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) November 18, 2011

twitterillustrated:


thedailywhat:

Hashtag of the Day: #NSAKidsBooks

On Saturday, Twitter user @Darth asked his followers to submit parody titles of children’s books incorporating the NSA’s domestic surveillance scandal with the hashtag #NSAKidsBooks. After more than2,800 mentions of the hashtag over the weekend, @Darth used the best submissions as his inspiration for a series of children’s book cover illustrations (shown above).


pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

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Really expected Joff to say, “No, even better, wolves!”

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thedramaticsneeze:

ninichan1213:

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arandomfangirl:

uneducatedfuck:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like

“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”

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I lost it.

THAT FACE

HE’S SO STRESSED ABOUT THE BOYS

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